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Genesis

God created the donkey and said to him:
You are an ass. You will work constantly from morning to evening and are heavy on your back. You will eat grass and not very intelligent. And you will live fifty years. Then the donkey said
:
Fifty years is to live so much to much, give me please no more than thirty years!

And it was so.

God created the dog and said to him:
You're a dog. You will watch over the treasures of mankind, are their most devoted friend you will. You will eat what the people wanting and live 25 years.
The dog answered: God
, live 25 years so, too. Please no more than ten years!

And it was so.

God created the monkey and said to him:
You're a monkey. You shall swing from tree to tree, and you act like an idiot. You will be funny and you shall live for twenty years.
The monkey said:
God, twenty years of living as a clown in the world is too much. Please give me not more than ten years.

And it was so.

Then God created man and said to him:
you are a man, the only rational being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to make you subject to the other creatures. You will dominate the earth and live for twenty years! Then the man said
:
to God, his man for a mere twenty years is not enough. Please give me the twenty years that the donkey refused, the fifteen of the dog and the ten the monkey.

And God saw that the man lived for twenty years as a man, then married and with thirty years as an ass from morning to night work and heavy loads. Then he will have children, and fifteen years as a dog, guarding the house and eat what the family can remain. Then, in old age, he has lived ten years as a monkey, acts like an idiot and amuse his grandchildren.

And so it is today ...

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