Monday, May 29, 2006

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Horst Schlämmer at WWM

How awesome was the last night. As usual, Günther Jauch held before the summer break a celebrity special of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. " Special theme of this was the upcoming soccer world championship, it turned so all questions to football, and the candidates were called Barbara Schoneberg, Tim maltster, Rudi Voeller and Horst sludge (aka Hape Kerkeling).

very clear: the focus was on Comedy Horst Schlämmer. Then turned Günther Jauch, while another candidate sat opposite him, again and again Horst Schlämmer and asked him if he would answer the question because even could, or how far he would have come so far. And since you already knew that one could look forward to later, when Horst takes sludge on the candidate's chair. 'His answers were witty. Here's an excerpt:

"So I was already at the 200 € question got out."
"That would have with Greece I know, but so far I had come not so!"
"What Voeller knows everything!"
"I notice I'm wrong here. I know nothing."
"I'm back! Have a certificate with it. As long as I can but do not sit here."

But her operation had to wait long, because the first candidate was Barbara Schoneberg, the 125,000 € earned , then had Tim malt on the "hot seat" (quote: "You get themselves here, as in the fare.") got out until the million dollar question and the third in league Rudi Voeller was allowed to ran, it gleichtat woman Schöneberger . Which does not mean that one was bored. After all, these three did the audience get. Above all, Tim maltster, who had some good spells of stock. For example the question "Who is the heart of Oliver Kahn?"

A: Saskia Spühlt
B: Verena Kerth
C: Verona Cocht
D: Gabi Bühgelt

Seine erste Reaktion war: "Ja, die hat ja in der Disco gespült und gebügelt worden ist sie bestimmt auch schon."
Oder als er seinen Telefonjoker Rainer Calmund angerufen hat: "Dann ruf ich Rainer Calmund an. Holt den mal vom Grill!"

Doch nun war Horst Schlämmer am Zug. Als aller erste Aktion holte er aus einem Täschchen zwei Magenbitter heraus, um mit Günther Jauch Bruderschaft zu trinken. Dann kam die erste Frage: "Was soll verhindern, dass Fußballer ins Rutschen geraten?"

A: Printen
B: Spekulatius
C: Stollen
D: Dominosteine

Und mit dieser Frage tat sich Horst Schlämmer bereits schwer. Sein Kommentar: "Da hat but up to do with nothing down! I've already noticed just in the questions. But I'll take C. At times it was before Barbara Schoneberg C, Tim maltster it was C, so it must be me in C! "

also very good commentary on the question" What was responsible for the fact that Stefan Effenberg at the 1994 World Cup sent home was "

A: middle finger
B: protruding ears
C: beer belly
D: sweaty feet

Horst Schlämmer this:" Actually, yes everything, "

then after a few more plays questions were Assignment. First, he complained of back problems ("I'm back") and showed a relaxation exercise that he his fitness trainer has taught. Then he insisted even on the chair by Günther Jauch sit, because he thought that this would indeed be more convenient. And indeed! Horst Schlämmer found it on the chair by Günther Jauch more convenient, this was no longer on it and sent it instead to the chair candidates. And so he took the reins in his hand. Even before Günther Jauch knew it, he was the candidate and Horst Schlämmer the emcee ("Have you ever continued Mr. Jauch, I know nothing anyway.").

The first question was for Mr. Jauch's no problem, but at the next clip he had to. And Horst Schlämmer was not so great: "You know, Mr. Jauch what the problem is? Now I know something, but now you are the candidate and waste my Joker. "Because after the application of the 50:50 Jokers, was also Mr. Jauch answer the question. On the issue of 125,000 €, Horst Schlämmer him then right onto Cross . Günther Jauch was sure that the answer to the question "Where is the city of Sialkot, in which more than 3 / 4 of all soccer balls are produced worldwide?" only Pakistan could be looking at your screen Schlämmer Horst. "What to write the for now here? What are the director of the because for a shit? Here is now Yugoslavia, but this was still not in the list! "And so it went funny. Schlämmer Horst leads elegant advertising Reviews "Here is now I will go to commercial as I do that then.", and proved true emcee qualities should mitenscheiden for example, he than the 500,000 € Q: Mr. Jauch, I am allowed to reveal anything. "

I think there should be more such candidates. There are enough assistants proles are in Germany. Why not even the land on WWM?

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Carnauba Wax Terrarium

Music for One Apartment and Six Drummers

What if Stomp enters into an apartment? Here you can see hers:



The Case of the perfume is sick. When one considers how you smell after ... * * Hold nose

Friday, May 26, 2006

Myndbönd Zoophilia Heitt

FHDW volleyball tournament

On Wednesday the top event for students at the FHDW on the program. How was betrayed by the title, these are at a volleyball tournament that takes place every year in Paderborn. After we were last year Conny's voice (like a circular saw, only worse) put off, walked over to our course this year with 2 teams.

The name baptism, which was already settled some weeks earlier, brought "The bash0r" (the team that had played out as I do) and "Information bitches" to light. You could tell by the name, that the whole matter should be taken so seriously. Just in time for the tournament, so on Wednesday morning, had even our T-shirts ready. This discussion could not be completed as quickly as the name of baptism, and so we agreed only on Friday last week on the color - bright blue - and the logos. In the Bashore gave itself Bud Spencer the honor at the sluts Mia Wallace . Graced the back of Temname and in the line below, with a smaller font size of the team name discontinued emblazoned our course name, BFW404! Both in the font "Alien Invaders" (I hope that's right, I can not verify the torque on the work).

In order to arrive on Wednesday morning with the 11 548 up fielding from Bergisch Gladbach to Paderborn, have organized some diligent students two buses, were allowed to drive us even in the middle of the night back home. Basti and I, we had to bridge the way there, he brought a box 0.3 Kölsch, which was not verkeht because we got on the A1 in a jam and needed whopping 4 hours drive. Here you have to say once the bus driver praise. He has played on the one without a murmur a CD from us and the rest of us can drink almost unconditionally (the only condition was that we had to rid of dirt at the end of our own, but that's understandable). Also a cool action, the bus driver was in a roundabout in Paderborn, as they are 3 times rumgefahren and have brought traffic to a standstill. At the end of the bus met then the already established Skat consisting of Andy?, Turbo Martin and myself, which delivers hot prompt times duels. And I had my hot Skatblatt ever. A Grand with 4 boys, once again Ass Ace to King and to 10 The two aces, I had not found the Skat. Only a king was bare, but no matter thick Schneider played!

But as it was now more in Paderborn? I do not remember exactly. First of all we had to mark our territory and what it offered in more than a Cologne were called Flag. Quick jumped into the sports clothes and then we went off for the first match. However, since the 4 hour drive are not left its mark on us, so we unter einem erhöhten Alkoholeinfluss standen, haben wir richtig hoch verloren. Bestimmt mit 20 Punkten, das genaue Ergebniss haben wir irgendwie nicht erfahren. Doch als gefürchtete Turniermannschaft spielten wir uns in einen Rausch (zusätzlich zu dem, in dem wir durch den Alkohol waren) und könnten die nächsten Spiele alle gewinnen, auch wenn unser letzter Gegner unfaire Mittel anwandte und den Schiri bequatschte um doch noch die Möglichkeit zu bekommen, den entscheiden Punkt gegen uns zu machen. Doch auch diese geschenkte erkaufte Möglichkeit versiebten sie und wir konnten verdient gewinnen. Ein großes *daumenshoch* muss natürlich an die Schlampen gehen, die mit ihren Schlachtrufen a la "Alles außer Bashers sucks "or" Oh she hangs up, oh she hangs up, oh, it depends on the black pig "or" Eieieieioooooo Paderborn ... Sons of bitches! "Or" The Bashor, the Bashor, Bashore the "opponents for us and were uncertain of the 12th seventh man.

Who now believes that we have certainly done very well so who knows" Paderborn Points System "™ is not. because after that we reached just the 16th place.

the interested reader, I try just the" Paderborn point system "™ explained. It adds the scores of all matches of a team that included then another 10 points (or 20, maybe 42) for a win and added created by the total number of points the final table. The first 10 places are still in common (ie 1 gg 2, 3 gg 4, etc.) to give a deserved winner! Sounds funny, but it was Sun

The winning team was supposedly from Bielefeld. Can we vote but have no idea where it Bielefeld does not exist yet . Was definitely part of the "Paderborn point system" ™.

late in the evening, when the tournament was over and had all showered, went there in the cultural workshop in Paderborn. The only good thing there was that I (almost) have spent a cent. Only me, the Barry for the info on BES exam (in who wrote it then ne 1.0) issued a beer, then Dirk has filled the glass with his wheat again. Next, the Basti a beer for me has brought, and in the end Mario filled my glass with his wheat. In the end, I am still in Basti revenge for the beer. Since I've found they are given the same pledge glasses, I came away for 2.60.
let the bad I will not mention here. For us it was

but at a quarter past 12 layer in the shaft, because we had to go back to the bus. It was said earlier that the bus will leave at 0:30, and then who is not there simply unlucky. At half past 1, then also 2 people were not there, both from different Reasons. Has found the bus no more, but the other was much better. The other Matt (BFW405) was. He stood namely at the airport in Paderborn and was going to fly to Cologne. Sorry, but no flight was more. Thus, he then rumtelefoniert desperate, because he realized that he would be late to the bus. And because we are too socially, we have then waited for him. Man was the full!

On the way we have then made a short rest, because a student wanted to be let out there. Hottest issue at the moment: "Do you live here or do you work here?" :)
sit down after about 5 minutes break, the bus then moving again. But not for long, because short Zeit später kam einer von oben runtergerannt und schrie: "Es sind noch nicht alle da, wir müssen umdrehen." Leichter gesagt als getan auf einer Autobahn. Doch der übermäßig korrekte Busfahrer hielt einfach auf der Autobahn an und machte die Warnblinkanlage an, so dass die fehlenden Leuten über die Auffarht zum Bus laufen konnte. Dabei handelte es sich um Andy?, Eric, ne Bekannte vom Eric und "Sarah Connor of the Wohnheim" ( copyright by Stuessy ).

Angekommen in Bergisch Gladbach hat der Heiko es sich dann auf meinem Teppich gemütlich gemacht und ohne Decke und mit seiner Jacke als Kopfkissen gepennt. Den Wecker hat er auf 6 Uhr gestellt, und wollte dann mit der S11 nach Düsseldorf fahren, um as early as possible in Dusseldorf to be. When I first woke up at half past 9, Heiko was actually gone. Horny Action!

Photos of the sauce here is the way online.

Jcpenney Salon Pice List

work ethic

what I call a completed schedule. Enjoy Christian, Constanze and Steffen)

Klickst dus, dann kriegst dus

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Machine Washable Duffle Bag

thcirretnuhcstueD

I quote from a handout in business law:
Viktor notes on the sleeves of the suit is too long.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Best Semi Professional Camcorder 2010

I go by public

Anyone who has been in Dusseldorf Metro is gone, who knows the display panels, the Revered Passenger waiting times on the next cars View .

The real reason for these things I realized only now, as I've seen this video:

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

When Coin Placed On Tracks,why It Become Magnet?

spam me up, Scotty

On Friday 05 May, I received an e-mail. In itself, nothing unusual, usually comes before so once a week.
But this e-mail it had in itself. She ended up by the spam filter of web.de in the folder "unknown". also in itself not unusual, because the spam filter web.de how it works, that every e-mail from an unknown sender in folder "unknown" lands.

But now for the really unusually muted: The sender was "Bruno Lohmann" and the subject was "Hi, it's me, Anne. I assumed that I wanted to offer in this e-mail Anne their services, they must do to Bruno's will. I'm never averse to something Since I had packed the curiosity, I opened the mail. And see for yourself:

Fastest Printing Printer Brand

This is basketball!

situation: It's in the game between L. Rytas in white and green Zalgirls to play in 74:80 with still 35.4 seconds. A player from Zalgirls is at the free throw line.

guess: Sure thing! The player skin clean and the free-throw Zalgirls can manage the lead comfortably.

Realität: Guckst du hier.

Wall Mounted Headboard Blog

TV Tip

Eigentlich wollte ich diesen Beitrag schon vor Wochen verbloggt haben, er ist mir aber untergegangen.

Momentan bin ich in meiner FH-Phase. Das bedeutet unter anderem, dass ich ein eigenes Zimmer in Bergisch Gladbach habe, in der Regel mindestens einmal unter der Woche feiern gehe, mich in Vorlesungen intensiv mit dem Internet beschäftigen kann und morgens mindestens bis 8 Uhr schlafen kann. Das bedeutet natürlich auch, dass ich abends länger aufbleiben kann, und das ein oder andere Mal das Fernsehprogramm nach 22 Uhr analysieren kann. So geschehen donnerstagabends vor geraumer Zeit.

Als fleißiger FHDW-Student schaltete ich natürlich sofort den Nachrichtensender Deutschlands, n-tv ein. Eher zufällig landete ich bei n-tv, dem Nachrichtensender in Deutschland. Ich kann nicht mehr genau sagen, was mich in dem Moment so an diesem Programm fesselte, aber ich blieb hängen. Normalweise würde ich dem Fernsehprogramm nicht einmal die Möglichkeit geben, das Bild darzustellen, und sofort weiterschalten.

Es kam, wie auf vielen Sendern um diese Uhrzeit, eine Quizsendung. Das interessante daran war, dass der Moderator einen Anzug anhatte. Das war es vielleicht auch, wieso ich nicht direkt umgeschaltet hatte. Nach kurzer Zeit hatte ich das Spielprinzip verstanden:
Es gibt 5 Gewinnstufen, die jedes Mal anders gestaffelt are. The first question can be seen prior to participation in the quiz.
This can take the moderator to the audience when releasing something under his arms.

Consider for example, views the question: Who

can be divorced for the second time?
A: Angela Merkel
B: Eminem
C: Günther Jauch
D: Gerhard Schröder

The first tip came from the Moderator immediately. "It's about music"
in itself has already been resolved by this tip, the task, but He helped the audience even further. After Angela Merkel ruled out, saying, "Who does divorce from his wife?" Seemed to him the Question is still too heavy and he went through the other candidates.
"power Günther Jauch music? No, "
" power Gerhard Schröder music? No, "

This was a genius in the still following joke:" Günther Jauch marries but soon and Gerhard Schröder has been determined already more than twice divorced. Oh, please do not sue. My hair is not dyed yes "# include
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Another good example is the question.

What will increase the President of the Bundestag by 1.3%?
A: Diets
B: fasting weeks
C: dieting
D: Fruit days

time the notice of the moderator: "It is about 10,000 euros, that you once said diets."

Since I only ask: If the audience really so stupid that they must be helped? The answer came in one of the next rounds. This time was the following question to the group: Who

in May, a congress in Frankfurt will be paid?
A: Bob Dylan
B: Bob Farhan
C: Bob Marley
D: SpongeBob

Even if you have no idea, at least the possible answer "SpongeBob" is excluded. But what answers our educated audience? "The answer would be D SpongeBob."

I could not!

suggestions, praise, homage and criticism to newsquiz@n-tv.de

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Implantation Blood Images

The proof

YES! I Binnet! I've managed to prove that you can achieve with minimum effort maximum results and thus undermined one of the most fundamental business management principles .*

found this evidence due to strict security policies and the absolute highest level of secrecy in the period from January to early April in the framework of a project under the code name "format conversion and interface programming in the context of the replacement of an existing glossary" system instead.

The task itself was easy. In Anbetracht der Tatsache, dass ich eine 1,0 oder 1,3 in der Projektarbeit hätte erzielen müssen, um eine 1,5 auf dem Vordiplom zu bekommen, nahm ich die nächste Stufe in Augenschein (also eine 1,6 auf dem Vordiplom) und stellte fest, dass zum Erreichen eine 2,3 reicht.
Die Durchführung gestaltete sich aber als äußerst schwierig, da man zum einen nicht zuviel leisten durfte und zum anderen auf die Kollegen aber auch nicht faul wirken wollte. ;)

Im Nachhinein gesehen hat es sehr gut geklappt, und wie ihr bereits in dem ersten Satz lesen konntet, verlief das Projekt erfolgreich. Ich habe eine astreine Punktlandung auf der 2,3 hingelegt und somit ein Vordiplom von 1,6 erreicht. Ich sag doch: Ich binnet!

* Ein Glück, dass ich BWL schon geschrieben habe, denn das würde dicke Punktabzüge bringen.

Tuesday, May 9, 2006

When I Bend My Balls Pain

win election to the council ITERGO

Dieses Jahr steht in der ITERGO (die Firma wo ich arbeite) die Wahl eines neuen Betriebsrates an. Dazu hatte ich bereits vor einer Woche zwei Werbeflyer bekommen, und heute kamen die nächsten beiden. Die beiden heutigen Kandidaten haben beim Verteilen sogar Süßigkeiten dazugelegt, also würde ich sie wählen, wenn ich nicht bereits gewählt hätte. Deswegen interessierte mich der Inhalt der Flyer auch genauso sehr wie eine Vorlesung in Recht und ich wollte sie der Ablage P zugänglich machen. Doch die Neugier siegte und ich laß mir den Text durch.
And on this I want you now to share with you and then tell me please which of the two would you choose.

first Paragraph of the candidates KK:
More needs transparency in the activities of the Works. In addition, the characteristics of the divisions on issues such as overtime, standby and be considered for projects.
first Paragraph of the candidate DR:
My goals are effective and constructive working operation. Ensure that all operations are taken into account their specific features (such as shift work, standby).

So, so. It must also "all business areas and their characteristics (Such as shift work, standby) are taken into account. "What candidate KK said again?" In addition, the specificities of the divisions on issues such as overtime, standby and will be considered for projects "Thank seeehhhrr

second paragraph of the candidates KK:..
I'd like to contribute, that because of the proven power and flexibility of employees ITERGO occupies an IT service provider is a central place in the ERGO and also for the future reserves
second paragraph of the candidate DR.
I would like to participate, that because of the proven power and flexibility of employees ITERGO as an IT service einen zentralen Platz in der ERGO einnimmt und auch für die Zukunft behält.

Nanu, das kam mir jetzt irgendwie bekannt vor. Anscheinend hat D. R. weniger Geld. Er musste auf das "daran" verzichten.

3. Absatz des Kandidaten K. K.:
Verlässlichkeit, Verbindlichkeit, sowie Vetrauen und soziales Engagement sollten wieder selbstverständlich im Umgang miteinander werden.
3. Absatz des Kandidaten D. R.:
Weiterhin möchte ich mich dafür einsetzen, dass "alte Werte" wie Verlässlichkeit, Verbindlichkeit, sowie Vetrauen und soziales Engagement wieder einen größeren Stellenwert im täglichen Umgang miteinander einnehmen.

Ich fasse mal zusammen. KK stands for:
  • reliability
  • liability
  • confidence from
  • social commitment
And DR is committed to the following topics:
  • reliability
  • liability
  • confidence from
  • social commitment
Now take your choice!

Tuesday, May 2, 2006

Ground Wipers Exercise

Rebellentag, Part 2

normally have train drivers, passengers kindly point out that the train will depart, but it still can not because a door is locked. In general, the reference is this:
Please release the door area, so the train can depart.

But on this Rebellentag was also different. Originally from East Germany, train drivers elected the following sentences (you could hear his anger):
Be quiet time back there when boarding. The other passengers are happy when we get more delay! Please take your time and keep the door open any longer!

A real rebel indicated.

Ideas For Painting My Hallway

Rebellentag, Part 1

Today is Tuesday. Tuesday is working for me at the moment. Tuesday means get up so early, and much worse, Tuesday there by Eurest cafeteria food. But not today! Today I rebel! Today I got up before 8 clock at 10:20 and was on work (but was not the last!). Today was I let my best lunch this year, because yesterday I was at Subway and got me a 30cm Italian BMT sandwich and get ready now squashed! We have used this a great offer. For there was 3 large subs for the price of 11 ungschlagbaren Euronen! This applies on Sundays and holidays, at least at our local store!

Italian B.M.T.