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Horst Schlämmer at WWM

How awesome was the last night. As usual, Günther Jauch held before the summer break a celebrity special of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. " Special theme of this was the upcoming soccer world championship, it turned so all questions to football, and the candidates were called Barbara Schoneberg, Tim maltster, Rudi Voeller and Horst sludge (aka Hape Kerkeling).

very clear: the focus was on Comedy Horst Schlämmer. Then turned Günther Jauch, while another candidate sat opposite him, again and again Horst Schlämmer and asked him if he would answer the question because even could, or how far he would have come so far. And since you already knew that one could look forward to later, when Horst takes sludge on the candidate's chair. 'His answers were witty. Here's an excerpt:

"So I was already at the 200 € question got out."
"That would have with Greece I know, but so far I had come not so!"
"What Voeller knows everything!"
"I notice I'm wrong here. I know nothing."
"I'm back! Have a certificate with it. As long as I can but do not sit here."

But her operation had to wait long, because the first candidate was Barbara Schoneberg, the 125,000 € earned , then had Tim malt on the "hot seat" (quote: "You get themselves here, as in the fare.") got out until the million dollar question and the third in league Rudi Voeller was allowed to ran, it gleichtat woman Schöneberger . Which does not mean that one was bored. After all, these three did the audience get. Above all, Tim maltster, who had some good spells of stock. For example the question "Who is the heart of Oliver Kahn?"

A: Saskia Spühlt
B: Verena Kerth
C: Verona Cocht
D: Gabi Bühgelt

Seine erste Reaktion war: "Ja, die hat ja in der Disco gespült und gebügelt worden ist sie bestimmt auch schon."
Oder als er seinen Telefonjoker Rainer Calmund angerufen hat: "Dann ruf ich Rainer Calmund an. Holt den mal vom Grill!"

Doch nun war Horst Schlämmer am Zug. Als aller erste Aktion holte er aus einem Täschchen zwei Magenbitter heraus, um mit Günther Jauch Bruderschaft zu trinken. Dann kam die erste Frage: "Was soll verhindern, dass Fußballer ins Rutschen geraten?"

A: Printen
B: Spekulatius
C: Stollen
D: Dominosteine

Und mit dieser Frage tat sich Horst Schlämmer bereits schwer. Sein Kommentar: "Da hat but up to do with nothing down! I've already noticed just in the questions. But I'll take C. At times it was before Barbara Schoneberg C, Tim maltster it was C, so it must be me in C! "

also very good commentary on the question" What was responsible for the fact that Stefan Effenberg at the 1994 World Cup sent home was "

A: middle finger
B: protruding ears
C: beer belly
D: sweaty feet

Horst Schlämmer this:" Actually, yes everything, "

then after a few more plays questions were Assignment. First, he complained of back problems ("I'm back") and showed a relaxation exercise that he his fitness trainer has taught. Then he insisted even on the chair by Günther Jauch sit, because he thought that this would indeed be more convenient. And indeed! Horst Schlämmer found it on the chair by Günther Jauch more convenient, this was no longer on it and sent it instead to the chair candidates. And so he took the reins in his hand. Even before Günther Jauch knew it, he was the candidate and Horst Schlämmer the emcee ("Have you ever continued Mr. Jauch, I know nothing anyway.").

The first question was for Mr. Jauch's no problem, but at the next clip he had to. And Horst Schlämmer was not so great: "You know, Mr. Jauch what the problem is? Now I know something, but now you are the candidate and waste my Joker. "Because after the application of the 50:50 Jokers, was also Mr. Jauch answer the question. On the issue of 125,000 €, Horst Schlämmer him then right onto Cross . Günther Jauch was sure that the answer to the question "Where is the city of Sialkot, in which more than 3 / 4 of all soccer balls are produced worldwide?" only Pakistan could be looking at your screen Schlämmer Horst. "What to write the for now here? What are the director of the because for a shit? Here is now Yugoslavia, but this was still not in the list! "And so it went funny. Schlämmer Horst leads elegant advertising Reviews "Here is now I will go to commercial as I do that then.", and proved true emcee qualities should mitenscheiden for example, he than the 500,000 € Q: Mr. Jauch, I am allowed to reveal anything. "

I think there should be more such candidates. There are enough assistants proles are in Germany. Why not even the land on WWM?

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FHDW volleyball tournament

On Wednesday the top event for students at the FHDW on the program. How was betrayed by the title, these are at a volleyball tournament that takes place every year in Paderborn. After we were last year Conny's voice (like a circular saw, only worse) put off, walked over to our course this year with 2 teams.

The name baptism, which was already settled some weeks earlier, brought "The bash0r" (the team that had played out as I do) and "Information bitches" to light. You could tell by the name, that the whole matter should be taken so seriously. Just in time for the tournament, so on Wednesday morning, had even our T-shirts ready. This discussion could not be completed as quickly as the name of baptism, and so we agreed only on Friday last week on the color - bright blue - and the logos. In the Bashore gave itself Bud Spencer the honor at the sluts Mia Wallace . Graced the back of Temname and in the line below, with a smaller font size of the team name discontinued emblazoned our course name, BFW404! Both in the font "Alien Invaders" (I hope that's right, I can not verify the torque on the work).

In order to arrive on Wednesday morning with the 11 548 up fielding from Bergisch Gladbach to Paderborn, have organized some diligent students two buses, were allowed to drive us even in the middle of the night back home. Basti and I, we had to bridge the way there, he brought a box 0.3 Kölsch, which was not verkeht because we got on the A1 in a jam and needed whopping 4 hours drive. Here you have to say once the bus driver praise. He has played on the one without a murmur a CD from us and the rest of us can drink almost unconditionally (the only condition was that we had to rid of dirt at the end of our own, but that's understandable). Also a cool action, the bus driver was in a roundabout in Paderborn, as they are 3 times rumgefahren and have brought traffic to a standstill. At the end of the bus met then the already established Skat consisting of Andy?, Turbo Martin and myself, which delivers hot prompt times duels. And I had my hot Skatblatt ever. A Grand with 4 boys, once again Ass Ace to King and to 10 The two aces, I had not found the Skat. Only a king was bare, but no matter thick Schneider played!

But as it was now more in Paderborn? I do not remember exactly. First of all we had to mark our territory and what it offered in more than a Cologne were called Flag. Quick jumped into the sports clothes and then we went off for the first match. However, since the 4 hour drive are not left its mark on us, so we unter einem erhöhten Alkoholeinfluss standen, haben wir richtig hoch verloren. Bestimmt mit 20 Punkten, das genaue Ergebniss haben wir irgendwie nicht erfahren. Doch als gefürchtete Turniermannschaft spielten wir uns in einen Rausch (zusätzlich zu dem, in dem wir durch den Alkohol waren) und könnten die nächsten Spiele alle gewinnen, auch wenn unser letzter Gegner unfaire Mittel anwandte und den Schiri bequatschte um doch noch die Möglichkeit zu bekommen, den entscheiden Punkt gegen uns zu machen. Doch auch diese geschenkte erkaufte Möglichkeit versiebten sie und wir konnten verdient gewinnen. Ein großes *daumenshoch* muss natürlich an die Schlampen gehen, die mit ihren Schlachtrufen a la "Alles außer Bashers sucks "or" Oh she hangs up, oh she hangs up, oh, it depends on the black pig "or" Eieieieioooooo Paderborn ... Sons of bitches! "Or" The Bashor, the Bashor, Bashore the "opponents for us and were uncertain of the 12th seventh man.

Who now believes that we have certainly done very well so who knows" Paderborn Points System "™ is not. because after that we reached just the 16th place.

the interested reader, I try just the" Paderborn point system "™ explained. It adds the scores of all matches of a team that included then another 10 points (or 20, maybe 42) for a win and added created by the total number of points the final table. The first 10 places are still in common (ie 1 gg 2, 3 gg 4, etc.) to give a deserved winner! Sounds funny, but it was Sun

The winning team was supposedly from Bielefeld. Can we vote but have no idea where it Bielefeld does not exist yet . Was definitely part of the "Paderborn point system" ™.

late in the evening, when the tournament was over and had all showered, went there in the cultural workshop in Paderborn. The only good thing there was that I (almost) have spent a cent. Only me, the Barry for the info on BES exam (in who wrote it then ne 1.0) issued a beer, then Dirk has filled the glass with his wheat again. Next, the Basti a beer for me has brought, and in the end Mario filled my glass with his wheat. In the end, I am still in Basti revenge for the beer. Since I've found they are given the same pledge glasses, I came away for 2.60.
let the bad I will not mention here. For us it was

but at a quarter past 12 layer in the shaft, because we had to go back to the bus. It was said earlier that the bus will leave at 0:30, and then who is not there simply unlucky. At half past 1, then also 2 people were not there, both from different Reasons. Has found the bus no more, but the other was much better. The other Matt (BFW405) was. He stood namely at the airport in Paderborn and was going to fly to Cologne. Sorry, but no flight was more. Thus, he then rumtelefoniert desperate, because he realized that he would be late to the bus. And because we are too socially, we have then waited for him. Man was the full!

On the way we have then made a short rest, because a student wanted to be let out there. Hottest issue at the moment: "Do you live here or do you work here?" :)
sit down after about 5 minutes break, the bus then moving again. But not for long, because short Zeit später kam einer von oben runtergerannt und schrie: "Es sind noch nicht alle da, wir müssen umdrehen." Leichter gesagt als getan auf einer Autobahn. Doch der übermäßig korrekte Busfahrer hielt einfach auf der Autobahn an und machte die Warnblinkanlage an, so dass die fehlenden Leuten über die Auffarht zum Bus laufen konnte. Dabei handelte es sich um Andy?, Eric, ne Bekannte vom Eric und "Sarah Connor of the Wohnheim" ( copyright by Stuessy ).

Angekommen in Bergisch Gladbach hat der Heiko es sich dann auf meinem Teppich gemütlich gemacht und ohne Decke und mit seiner Jacke als Kopfkissen gepennt. Den Wecker hat er auf 6 Uhr gestellt, und wollte dann mit der S11 nach Düsseldorf fahren, um as early as possible in Dusseldorf to be. When I first woke up at half past 9, Heiko was actually gone. Horny Action!

Photos of the sauce here is the way online.