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Horst Schlämmer at WWM

How awesome was the last night. As usual, Günther Jauch held before the summer break a celebrity special of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. " Special theme of this was the upcoming soccer world championship, it turned so all questions to football, and the candidates were called Barbara Schoneberg, Tim maltster, Rudi Voeller and Horst sludge (aka Hape Kerkeling).

very clear: the focus was on Comedy Horst Schlämmer. Then turned Günther Jauch, while another candidate sat opposite him, again and again Horst Schlämmer and asked him if he would answer the question because even could, or how far he would have come so far. And since you already knew that one could look forward to later, when Horst takes sludge on the candidate's chair. 'His answers were witty. Here's an excerpt:

"So I was already at the 200 € question got out."
"That would have with Greece I know, but so far I had come not so!"
"What Voeller knows everything!"
"I notice I'm wrong here. I know nothing."
"I'm back! Have a certificate with it. As long as I can but do not sit here."

But her operation had to wait long, because the first candidate was Barbara Schoneberg, the 125,000 € earned , then had Tim malt on the "hot seat" (quote: "You get themselves here, as in the fare.") got out until the million dollar question and the third in league Rudi Voeller was allowed to ran, it gleichtat woman Schöneberger . Which does not mean that one was bored. After all, these three did the audience get. Above all, Tim maltster, who had some good spells of stock. For example the question "Who is the heart of Oliver Kahn?"

A: Saskia Spühlt
B: Verena Kerth
C: Verona Cocht
D: Gabi Bühgelt

Seine erste Reaktion war: "Ja, die hat ja in der Disco gespült und gebügelt worden ist sie bestimmt auch schon."
Oder als er seinen Telefonjoker Rainer Calmund angerufen hat: "Dann ruf ich Rainer Calmund an. Holt den mal vom Grill!"

Doch nun war Horst Schlämmer am Zug. Als aller erste Aktion holte er aus einem Täschchen zwei Magenbitter heraus, um mit Günther Jauch Bruderschaft zu trinken. Dann kam die erste Frage: "Was soll verhindern, dass Fußballer ins Rutschen geraten?"

A: Printen
B: Spekulatius
C: Stollen
D: Dominosteine

Und mit dieser Frage tat sich Horst Schlämmer bereits schwer. Sein Kommentar: "Da hat but up to do with nothing down! I've already noticed just in the questions. But I'll take C. At times it was before Barbara Schoneberg C, Tim maltster it was C, so it must be me in C! "

also very good commentary on the question" What was responsible for the fact that Stefan Effenberg at the 1994 World Cup sent home was "

A: middle finger
B: protruding ears
C: beer belly
D: sweaty feet

Horst Schlämmer this:" Actually, yes everything, "

then after a few more plays questions were Assignment. First, he complained of back problems ("I'm back") and showed a relaxation exercise that he his fitness trainer has taught. Then he insisted even on the chair by Günther Jauch sit, because he thought that this would indeed be more convenient. And indeed! Horst Schlämmer found it on the chair by Günther Jauch more convenient, this was no longer on it and sent it instead to the chair candidates. And so he took the reins in his hand. Even before Günther Jauch knew it, he was the candidate and Horst Schlämmer the emcee ("Have you ever continued Mr. Jauch, I know nothing anyway.").

The first question was for Mr. Jauch's no problem, but at the next clip he had to. And Horst Schlämmer was not so great: "You know, Mr. Jauch what the problem is? Now I know something, but now you are the candidate and waste my Joker. "Because after the application of the 50:50 Jokers, was also Mr. Jauch answer the question. On the issue of 125,000 €, Horst Schlämmer him then right onto Cross . Günther Jauch was sure that the answer to the question "Where is the city of Sialkot, in which more than 3 / 4 of all soccer balls are produced worldwide?" only Pakistan could be looking at your screen Schlämmer Horst. "What to write the for now here? What are the director of the because for a shit? Here is now Yugoslavia, but this was still not in the list! "And so it went funny. Schlämmer Horst leads elegant advertising Reviews "Here is now I will go to commercial as I do that then.", and proved true emcee qualities should mitenscheiden for example, he than the 500,000 € Q: Mr. Jauch, I am allowed to reveal anything. "

I think there should be more such candidates. There are enough assistants proles are in Germany. Why not even the land on WWM?

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